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7 December 2005
This tale is a bit long, but I promise not to disappoint. It's an adaptation from a story I published last year and for those of you who subscribe to my blog; it's a bit of a repeat. But it's the holidays so effin share with those who have not read it yet, you selfish pricks. Besides, with the recent story of a Santa flashing kids at the mall, I thought this tale was fitting. So, Thanksgiving 2005 came and went. And keeping with the tradition established two years ago, when I woke up in my parent's backyard and discovered that I had hidden coronas in the bushes throughout the yard the night previous in some sort of weird, urban pre-Easter egg hunt, I decided to rock through the Turkey Day impersonating a drunk Wolfgang Puck. Nonetheless, Christmas is fast approaching as usual, and if you're anything like me you relate Christmas more to the suicide scene in ...
I'm retarded. Seriously, I have a lot of stories from this weekend, but I am still crafting how I want to relay a majority of the details (well, those that I can recall). I just thought in the meantime I would offer this little tale. There have on...
25 July 2005 | (0) comments
One of my favorite things to read for both pleasure and therapy are the missed connection blips which run daily in free news circulations and on the internet.I love them for the sheer fact that it requires two (or more) extremely desperate people ...
1 July 2005 | (0) comments
I wanted to do something a little out of the ordinary for me, and request a small moment of your time to let you peek inside my real life in the hopes that you will not have to go through a recent ordeal that I suffered. When we examine images of ...
2 June 2005 | (0) comments
Welcome to America; home of the sitcom and the linear movie script. The nation where life has a definitive beginning and tidy denouement wrapped in a pre-determined timeframe. There is a beginning. There is an end. Where you can easily determine w...
5 May 2005 | (0) comments
Towards the end of last week I was commuting back home down a California rural highway as the sun was setting. As I zoomed along the vacant highway, I noticed that directly to the road’s immediate right, was a large pond of smooth water. The...
15 March 2005 | (0) comments
Then it went black. As the sound of sirens whined somewhere in the distance, my eyes roughly opened close to two o’clock in the afternoon on New Years Day this year. Too bad the sirens were echoing farther and farther away in the distance. ...
3 January 2005 | (0) comments
Let me guess. Your Christmas totally sucked in a big way? There was way too much build-up and pressure to perform? When it was all over and done with it was pretty much a total let-down, leaving you gently sobbing? No, I’m not describing w...
27 December 2004 | (0) comments
One grey and rainy December day after a night of drinking and partying a few years ago, I awoke in the morning (well more like two o’clock in the afternoon) and discovered a few items of interest. First, the night previous, I must have deter...
2 December 2004 | (0) comments
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